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WONDERFLONIUM: Do Not Bounce

Created on 2002-05-07 17:23:01 (#552512), last updated 2009-11-08

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Name:The Masked Scavenger
Birthdate:1981-05-22
Location:Petaluma, California, United States
Bio
I am a writer, an artist, a dog person, and a huge movie/television fan. As I have not yet come up with a good way to make money off of any of these things, I'm also a register monkey at a Big Chain Retailer.

I live in northern California with [info]selasphorus, [info]eclipsegryph, and the following non-humans:

MAMMALS
Luck, a colliewog and cat impersonator.
Tag, either an enormous tabby cat or a stunted tiger.
Ollie, the backup auxiliary cat. (He's not stupid. He's advanced.)

BIRDS
Aya, lesbian cockatiel.
Aki, Aya's bitch.
Alcyone, a pearl-girl spazzatiel.
Mori, a green-cheeked conure and scritch fiend.
Ciatol, a green budgerigar, singer-to-bells.
Elijah, a blue budgerigar and prone to random screeching fits.
Gojira, a lineolated parakeet, prevented from terrorizing Tokyo only through the misfortune of being about a hundred thousand times too small. And unable to breathe fire.
Choso and Rito, zebra finches distinguished by different-colored leg bands. And by looking nothing alike.

The Amazing Astounding Kalulubird, All-Powerful Senegal-For-Life.

And, of course: FIREFLY, cinnamony conure extraordinaire and NINJA, mystery pionus of mystery, my own chosen avian companions, God help me.



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